Things Middle Schoolers Say

23 09 2012

Middle Schooler: Hey Ms. Callie, if you’re still the youth director when I graduate from high school, are you going to forget about me after I leave?

Me: No, of course not.

MS: Okay. Well, will you still remember me when I’m 25 and in the NBA?

Me: Definitely. You’re unforgettable.

MS: Okay… when I’m in the NBA, I’ll give you $10,000. And I’ll be sure to thank you in my speech when we when the National Championship.